That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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