Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Semen is not good for contacts.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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