You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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