why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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