she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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