i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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