it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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