Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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