PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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