Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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