ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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