he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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