Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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