Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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