if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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