I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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