not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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