New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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