Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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