Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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