Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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