it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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