do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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