sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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