I must be too annoying 4 u.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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