Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you guys were way drunker than both of me
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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