theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry about my life...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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