I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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