I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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