ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
50% drunk capacity currently
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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