I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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