ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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