Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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