i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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