dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
COCAINE IS GR8
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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