so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
so much tequila, so little girl.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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