After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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