I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need to calm my uterus...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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