You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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