Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.