so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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