I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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