Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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