Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just got carded by a ten year old.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Randomize
