Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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