Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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