Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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