so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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