You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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