I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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