I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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