She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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