This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
