that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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